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a list of my favorite things;
BOYS. water. painting. photography. art. redbull. munchos. music. dancing. facebook. friends. mustaches. The Beatles. parties. swisher sweets. black & milds. marlboro 27s. beer. red wine. bacardi. sparks. doing it. animal rights. pot. MDMA. my 5 brothers. Megan Fox. mi madre. Meema & Poppop. The Office. Weeds. Skins(UK version). South Park. The Avengers. Glee. Simon & Garfunkel. me.

refreshes:

when people complain about the things you reblog

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"Life is short, stop crying over who does not deserve your love and start enjoying the true love of that person waiting to give you that ultimate love treat you deserve."
-(via kushandwizdom)

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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bitchface12345:

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.