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a list of my favorite things;
BOYS. water. painting. photography. art. redbull. munchos. music. dancing. facebook. friends. mustaches. The Beatles. parties. swisher sweets. black & milds. marlboro 27s. beer. red wine. bacardi. sparks. doing it. animal rights. pot. MDMA. my 5 brothers. Megan Fox. mi madre. Meema & Poppop. The Office. Weeds. Skins(UK version). South Park. The Avengers. Glee. Simon & Garfunkel. me.


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone


i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be


i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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"not my fat ass"
-me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)