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a list of my favorite things;
BOYS. water. painting. photography. art. redbull. munchos. music. dancing. facebook. friends. mustaches. The Beatles. parties. swisher sweets. black & milds. marlboro 27s. beer. red wine. bacardi. sparks. doing it. animal rights. pot. MDMA. my 5 brothers. Megan Fox. mi madre. Meema & Poppop. The Office. Weeds. Skins(UK version). South Park. The Avengers. Glee. Simon & Garfunkel. me.

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

I just miss being fucked up it always made me feel better it never made me feel shitty I just get this rush when I see a pill crushed up I need it up my nose.

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

something-human:

fallenfromthetardis:

lordzantrifreya:

how could one not reblog this?

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

Re-blogging because the love is real